what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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