duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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