when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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