Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
