I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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