ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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