So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Randomize
