i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
In America we eat man semen.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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