After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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