So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
