: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
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