just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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