Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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