What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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