We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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