i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
You can't motorboat a personality
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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