so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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