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How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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