This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
There are leaves in my underwear?
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