I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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