You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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