Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I want to have your abortion
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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