I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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