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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
How does one acquire holy water?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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