Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Randomize
