Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
