so explain again why im purple
no
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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