just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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