DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
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No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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