hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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