I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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