She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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