All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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