I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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