I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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