So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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