Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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