they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
The adults are the big ones right?
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