on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
the room spins SO much faster in panama
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
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