Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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