awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
You can make out without kissing
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