yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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