I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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