sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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