It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Vodka?
Forever.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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