Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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