***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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