I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Buhtt sex?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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