there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
A+ Viking dick
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