Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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